Ah man, I sneezed, like, a hundred times today. I’ve got some stinky, mutated version of the lady flu. My bedroom is littered in soggy, crumpled and used tissues, and I generally suck — even more than usual. I’m gonna go watch some documentaries and saturate in my bed until I am swallowed up by the dark mouth of sleepy land. (I’m feeling so fucking profound today, guys, I think it’s something I ate.)